Abdication

This is the Lord speaking
The God of Abraham
God of all Jews
Of all Christians
And all Muslims

And I say to you:


I hereby resign!



I no longer can bear
How you do in My very good Name
Massacre innocent Children
Burn Witches
Slaughter Savages
Torture Unbelievers
And rape your loving Mother Nature

But however I suffer with you
How you finish each other off in time

Because I cannot help you
And your prayers disturb my silence!



And a good mother smothers her screaming child!


...or I'll paint a new model for you that doesn't need any pre-stabilizing harmony ;)


Oolon Coluphid Jr.
Trilogy:
Prologue
  I. Where God Went Wrong
 II. Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes
III. Who is this God Person Anyway?
Epilogue