<peep>



One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word <peep>.

It is a magical word.
Just by sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive:
"John <peep>ed Mary"

and intransitive:
"Mary was <peep>ed by John"

and as a noun:
"Mary is a fine <peep>"

It can be used as an adjective:
"Mary is <peep>ing beautiful"

As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of <peep>:
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

Ignorance:
<peep>ed if I know.

Trouble:
I guess I am <peep>ed now!

Fraud:
I got <peep>ed at the used car lot.

Aggression:
<peep> you!

Displeasure:
What the <peep> is going on here?

Difficulty:
I can't understand this <peep>ing job!

Incompetence:
He is a <peep>-off!

Suspicion:
What the <peep> are you doing?

Enjoyment:
I had a <peep>ing good time!

Request:
Get the <peep> out of here!

Hostility
I'm going to knock your <peep>ing head off!

Greeting:
How the <peep> are you?

Apathy:
Who gives a <peep>?

Innovation:
Get a bigger <peep>ing hammer!

Surprise:
<peep>! You scared the shit out of me!

Anxiety:
Today is really <peep>ed!

And it is very healthy too!
If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation, just when you get up, first thing, repeat the mantra:
"<peep> you" : five times.
It clears your throat too!


osho