DayXNo Day:“I am who I am!” Aah, finally...
The First, the One, and the Unity!
We have a "1"! Bingo!:cheers: Welcome to the machine :)
Day 1:“Let there be light!” For real? Light is so much slowly...
Wait, I’ll decelerate some hydrogen for you, here, selfcompressing, you can test this one...:boom: Oops... U-o-oops, accident... well, prototype...:dawoom-boom: Sorryooho! Coming soon... just a little second:kadaboom-woom-boom: Hold on, I’m just filing down that little edge on the cosmic constant...
:☆: Aah, there we go!
Your little light is burning!
Look, there's even a bit of oxygen left over - you can mix yourself a little water with that :smile:
Day 2:“Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.” Splendid :-) with that last bang, all sorts of dust and stones flew around... they’re great for making things firm :-)
What do you think of a globule-based shape? - I have a slight penchant for homeopathy :CheshireCat:
Day 3:“Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear.” Okay..? ...into one place :pondering:
I'll do a golden ratio for you, 2/3 water, 1/3 land, nicely shaped into a sphere...
“Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree.” Oh boy... wild herbs and roots? That’ll lead to chaos...
Day 4:“Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years.” Ah, we’ve got those already ;-) Plenty of stars turned up during the hydrogen tests... I’ll clear the mists of ignorance for you now, so that you can actually see them!
...and here’s a pocket watch :-) Don’t forget to wind it up!
Day 5:“Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.” Alright, I’ve got a primordial soup right here...
a few chickas, some cocks...
eggs, nests...
I’ve even got some insects on offer - top-notch bird feed!
Done - Wonderful!
...and thanks for all the fish.
“Be fruitful, and multiply!” Told you so, don't forget the shaggy ;-)
Day 6:“Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth.” Oh yes :clap-clap-clap: Squirrels! And mealworms :excited:...
elephants, dogs, cats, tiger-food :yay: and polar bear babies! ...and a cow, very important, we urgendly need a cow!
“Let us make man in our image, after our likeness.” Oh, come on, nobody needs that... in the end, they’ll just start playing with fire - and torch our beautiful garden again..? :THUNDER: :THUNDER: :LIGHTNING:! :grumble-grumble: alright, alright... :-(
Should I cut one out of your ribs?
„MY ribs? Are you fullfillyfilled mad? Take the clay on the ground!“ Okay okay...
Day 7:“...” Yep, ole boy, take a rest, you’ve done enough...
Maybe I’ll hang a lil moon into the sky for you - so it’s not quite so dark at night ;)
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