Knife

Me: Hello dear new knife Welcome to kitchen! I will take care of you and sharpen you I will oil your blade Your handles will stick And serve your wellbeing! You may cut up anything I give you to To serve decay Until it drives notches into your blade! But if ever you Stab or cut myself I will hand over You to decay And throw you into trash!

Plaintiff: Said... Done!

Judge: Was that right?

Defense attorney: See honorable judge This poor knife Can hardly move itself It has neither arm nor leg And could never ever betray its handler. However, as an unjust punishment Carelessly thrown into rubbish It could become danger For innocent people. The plaintiff should think twice!

Witness: I saw the left thumb And I saw the knife And I saw the blood

Defense attorney: Did this knife raise itself To stab the thumb?

Witness: Oh no! It used our right hand...

Judge: So the knife's innocence is proven! The plaintiff should punish his right hand And remove this innocent knife from trash! !Hammer!