Do you love me?

Oh yes, very much!

And do you only love me?

Ummm... not quite... Actually, I love the whole world.

How can you say that?
Am I nothing special to you?

Yes, You are very special!

But then why don't you love me?

I love you...

But you say you love the whole world..?

That's true.

Then you can't really love me!

What is this 'really loving'?

If you love me and only me and no one else!

I really can't do that...

Why not?
Am I not pretty enough?

Oh yes
You are the most beautiful being I know!

You're lying!
If that were the case, you would love me!

But I love you...

Yeah, yeah, and the dog and the cat and probably the pig that's being slaughtered tomorrow

Yes!
What's wrong with that?

What's wrong is that you don't love me!

But that's not right...

I'm telling you:
Wrong!
You are wrong!
You lie and cheat and you don't love me!